Entry 33

Well we have our good friend Damian to thank for this entry, his poetry is soo inspiring.

"Nathanial, Nathanial, king of doormats
His only friends are the dirty muskrats!
Everyone Hail the doormat king!
For he is such a venerable thing.
He is gets covered in dirt when stepped on by a shoe
The first thing he really needs is a good shampoo.
He cleans your feet in rain, snow, and sun
Wiping mud on his face is always fun, fun, fun!
So if you don't believe my story, you must surely be blind...
For look! He even has a footprint on his behind!"

I think I would like nothing better then to turn him into a toad or something, but thats cruel and my readers will be reading this so we shall say no more.
-Nathanial James Dorgotten the Half vampire prince of the Dorgotten kingdom.